tHe BloOpEr bLoG

Man I haven’t posted here since December of 2007? What a f’n slacker. I’ll try to post more than once per freakin’ year.

1. Schizophrenia —
Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder —
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia —
I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic —
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic —
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees
And…..

6. Paranoid —
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder —
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder —
You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout,
Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder —
Silent night, Holy… Oooh look at the Froggy
- can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder –

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle, Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle

1. Create a new file folder on your computer
2. Name it ‘Hillary Rodham Clinton’
3. Drag it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Hillary
Rodham Clinton?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better instantly.